Season 5  ·  Episode 13  ·  S05E13

How to Love a Porcupine · A Houseboat for Duck · How Little Bear Met Owl

366 lines of dialogue, transcribed in order.

1:13

- Here are some new leaves, Doc.

- Yay!

- Thank you, little bear.

- How is your new nest, Doc?

- It's still not right.

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- Maybe some of this grass will ouch.

- Who stopped that?

- What was that?

- The grass is talking!

- That wasn't the grass talking, that was me.

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- And you were pulling on one of my quills.

- Sorry.

- You're porcupine.

- Of course I am.

- I'm little bear, and this is Doc.

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- Hello, I'm Doc.

What are you looking at?

- I've never been this close to a real porcupine before.

- Well, don't let it go to your head.

I've never been this close to a real bear before either.

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- It must be nice being a porcupine.

- What's so nice about it?

- Nobody loves me.

- Oh no!

Someone must love you.

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- Uh-uh.

- Uh, don't you have a family?

- Not that I know of.

- What about cousins?

- If I have, I've never met them.

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- Do you want to be my cousins?

- Cousins?

- Um, and it's settled.

Cousins.

Now come give your cousin a big hug.

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- Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.

- Bear.

- Now your turn, cousin little bear.

- Mm, me?

- Oh!

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- Are you hungry?

Would you like something to eat?

- For me?

Thank you, cousin.

- Mm, mm, mm.

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- Mm, delicious.

- What, Sam?

- No.

- No, thank you.

I've already eaten.

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- Okay, cousins, time to play.

- What should we play?

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- Let's play.

- Tag!

- Elch!

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- You're it!

- Whoa!

- Catch me if you can.

- Here I am.

Tag me.

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I'm going to get you, little bear.

Tag me.

I wanna be it.

- Mm?

- Here I come, little bear.

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- Hey.

- You're it.

Little bear's it.

- I'm it.

- I wanna be it.

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Tag me.

Tag me.

- Dux it.

- Tag me, cousin.

- Why won't anybody tag me?

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- Uh, let's play leapfrog, cousin.

- Oh, I love leapfrog.

- Buh, leapfrog?

- Don't you know how to play leapfrog?

- It's easy.

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- Show her cousin, little bear.

- Ouch!

- Your turn, cousin Doc.

Just put your wings on my bag and push yourself over.

- Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

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- I love this game.

- Well...

- Well...

- Well...

- Why won't you play with me?

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- We want to.

- We do.

- So what's stopping you?

- Your quills.

- Oh.

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- My quills.

They're very sharp.

- Right.

- See, I told you.

Nobody loves a porcupine.

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Well, goodbye.

- What can we do?

- Uh, what about follow the leader?

- I love follow the leader.

- You can be the leader.

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- Okay, cousins.

- Hop, hop, hop.

- Hop, hop, hop.

- Rollin' the leads.

- Rollin' the lead.

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- Now, walk backwards.

- Whoa!

Ow!

- Ouch!

- You're a porcupine.

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- Of course I am.

And so where do you?

- Are you my cousin?

- I don't know.

Are you my cousin?

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- I could be your cousin.

- You like to play tag?

- I love to play tag.

- You're it.

- You're it.

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- You're it.

- Cousin.

- Cousin.

- Let's play Leap Frog.

- I love Leap Frog.

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- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

- It looks like cousin porcupine found someone to love her.

- We can love porcupines, too.

But only at a distance.

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- Goodnight, Moon.

- Goodnight, Frogs.

- What?

- Time to go to sleep now.

- Please, no more, rivet, rivet.

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- Where did all these frogs come from?

- Why yet?

- Can't you go rivet someplace else?

- I've never seen so many frogs.

- You win!

11:06

- Doc?

Hello, Doc.

Ready to go fishing?

- Fishing.

- I brought lunch, mother bear made sandwiches

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and cookies.

- I'm too tired to go fishing.

- Why are you tired?

- Why?

Why?

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Why?

- That's why.

- It's just one frog, Doc.

- No, no.

There's more.

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- Thousands more.

- Too much noise.

What am I going to do, little bear?

I can't sleep.

I need a house.

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- A house?

- You have a house.

- Elle has a house.

- Can has a house.

- But you live on the water.

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- Then I need a house on the water.

- A house on the water.

Hmm.

Interesting.

- Read it.

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- Doc, hold this.

We need something that will tie these together.

- I know.

- Doc.

- Oops.

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- Read it.

Read it.

Read it.

- Thank you.

Good work, Doc.

13:31

- A houseboat for Doc.

- I like it.

- Can I go in now, little bear?

Can I go in my new houseboat?

- Go ahead, Doc.

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- Goodbye, old nest.

Hello, houseboat.

Ooh, I like it in here.

I'm going to take a nap, little bear.

- Okay, Doc.

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- Doc?

- Is something wrong, Doc?

- It's dark in there.

- Isn't that good?

- But I won't be able to see the moon

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and the stars at night.

- What?

I won't be able to sleep

if I can't see the moon and the stars.

- What?

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[squeaking]

I don't think I can sleep in this house bowl.

[barking]

Well, maybe not you.

[squeaking]

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[laughing]

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

Goodbye!

Goodbye, houseboat!

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Hello, old nest.

[squeaking]

Oh, sweet home.

Sweet dreams, duck.

[squeaking]

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[squeaking]

Little bear.

I thought you were in bed.

I'm looking at the moon.

Come and see, mother bear.

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It's beautiful, isn't it?

You've always liked the moon.

Even when I was a little bear cub.

Even then.

I'm sleepy.

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Do you want me to tell you a bedtime story?

Yes.

Time for you to be in bed, mother bear.

It's past your bedtime.

It certainly is.

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I'm going to tuck you in.

There.

Now, a long time ago, there was a bear.

What kind of bear?

A little bear.

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And he lived with his mother bear and father bear.

And his mother bear was very beautiful.

Oh, my goodness.

What about his father bear?

[laughing]

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Come and sit with us, father bear.

Little bear's telling me a bedtime story.

Oh, I love a good story.

One night, mother bear and father bear wanted little bear to look at the moon.

[laughing]

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Wee!

Hey, whoa!

Look, little bear.

Look how big the moon is.

It's so bright.

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[laughing]

[laughing]

Hello, moon.

Hello.

Are you the moon?

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No, I'm not the moon.

You're a bird.

I'm an owl.

I'm a bear.

[laughing]

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So you are.

My name is Little Bear.

My name is Owl.

Come down and play with me, Owl.

You can fly.

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Yes, of course.

Can you fly up to the moon?

[laughing]

The moon is pretty far away.

But you said you can fly.

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Oh, I can.

I can fly too.

[laughing]

I'm flying.

[laughing]

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Oh!

Sorry, Owl.

I was flying.

I see.

I like the night.

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I like the moon.

Come back, moon.

Are you ever afraid of the dark?

Owls can see very well at night.

Bears can see very well during the day.

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I like the way the night sounds.

Listen.

Do you hear it?

Uh-huh.

It's the crickets.

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It sounds like music.

♪ Pretty, pretty, pretty ♪

♪ Pretty, pretty, pretty ♪

♪ Pretty, pretty, pretty ♪

♪ Pretty, pretty, pretty ♪

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♪ Bravo, bravo ♪

What was that?

Well, that's the wind in the trees.

[whistling]

[whistling]

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[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

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[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

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[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

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Come on, Owl.

- What's wrong little bag?

- Hmm, there's something missing.

- What?

- I don't know, a sound.

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I heard it earlier.

I wonder what it was.

- Or who?

It was?

- Who?

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- It was you.

- Who?

- You?

- How do you make that sound?

- It's just a thing.

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- It's just a thing.

- It's just a thing.

- How do you make that sound?

- It's just a thing owls do.

- Great, great, great, great.

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- Little bear.

- Time for bed.

- Coming.

Is it your bedtime, too?

- No, owls like to stay up very late at night.

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- Oh.

- See you tomorrow, little bear.

- Goodbye, owl.

- And that's how little bear met owl.

And now, whenever it's night,

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little bear always thinks about his good friend owl.

- That was a very good story, little bear.

- Except you forgot the part where someone goes to sleep.

- Who?

- Who do you think?

23:07

- Good night.

- Good night, little bear.

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