Season 4  ·  Episode 5  ·  S04E05

Family Bath Time · Winter Wonderland · Mitzi's Mess

505 lines of dialogue, transcribed in order.

1:02

This is going to be my first sleepover ever.

We're going to have lots of fun playing games

and telling scary stories and staying up all night long.

Nope.

Aww.

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They're here.

They're here.

Hello, little bear.

Hello, duck.

Duck?

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Hello, owl.

Duck?

What are you doing?

Shh.

I'm here for the sleepover.

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But we're not going to sleep yet.

We're not?

No.

First, we have to play games and tell scary stories.

Oh.

2:07

OK.

What kind of games?

You have to stick the mustache on father bear.

I can't see.

That's the idea.

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Oh, OK.

Around and around she goes.

And where duck stops, nobody knows.

No, the other way, duck.

No, the other way.

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No, the other way.

Back.

Now, straight ahead.

[LAUGHS]

What's so funny?

3:03

Oops.

Now, it's owl's turn.

Well, I'm not very good at--

Come on.

It's fun.

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I've never played this.

Around and around he goes.

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Where owl stops, nobody knows.

Whoa.

You can do it owl.

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Oops.

[LAUGHING]

Sorry.

It's all right owl.

No peeking.

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Yay!

Owl wins.

Owl wins.

I did it.

Well, you all look ready for bed.

4:09

Not yet.

We didn't tell scary stories.

All right, one scary story, and then everyone goes to bed.

One scary story.

OK.

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Once.

Not too scary.

Once.

But it has to be scary enough.

Um, one scary story.

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Not too scary, but just scary enough.

Once.

And funny.

It should be funny.

But not too scary.

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks,

and she was lost in the forest.

Was she scared?

Not too scared.

Oh, that's good.

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Suddenly, Goldilocks saw a house in the distance.

Was it a scary house?

Just scary enough.

And Goldilocks, who was scared but not too scared,

decided that she would go to this house, which was just

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scary enough, and see if someone could help her find her way

home.

Is this the funny part?

Hello?

Anyone home?

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Just us.

No.

There's no one here.

Oh, right.

Well, I'll just sit here in this chair then and wait for someone

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to come home.

This chair is too hard.

This chair is too soft.

This chair is just right.

Uh-oh.

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What happened?

Goldilocks broke the chair.

So she went to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge.

She tasted the first one.

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This porridge is too hot.

Oh.

This porridge is too cold.

This porridge is just right.

Then Goldilocks decided she needed to take an app.

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So she tried out the first bed.

But it was too hard.

She tried the second bed, but it was too soft.

And then she tried out the third bed.

[gasping]

7:53

Oh.

[gasping]

[gasping]

And it was just right.

[gasping]

8:08

[gasping]

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8:35

Look out below!

Whoa!

[gasping]

Wait for me! [gasping]

[gasping]

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[gasping]

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9:02

Excuse me.

[gasping]

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9:08

I can't look at another bite.

[gasping]

[gasping]

There.

The finest castle in all the land.

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[gasping]

[gasping]

Here comes King Little Bear.

[gasping]

Oh, hell.

9:26

The King of the Castle.

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

9:32

[gasping]

Mmm.

This is nice.

Yes.

It is my castle.

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Oh.

[gasping]

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9:43

[gasping]

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Mmm.

[gasping]

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9:48

[gasping]

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9:53

[gasping]

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Oh, hell.

The Queen of the Castle.

What queen?

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Me.

I'm Queen Duck.

Oh, okay.

[gasping]

Make way for the King of the Queen.

10:11

Let's see.

Careful, Duck.

That's Queen Duck.

Oh, dear.

My castle is falling apart.

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Yes.

It must be fixed at once.

Yes.

At once.

Fix it, King Little Bear.

10:31

Me?

Well, you are the King.

[gasping]

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[gasping]

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Mmm.

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Interesting.

[gasping]

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[gasping]

Your Majesty.

The repairs must wait.

I fear we have...

Invaders.

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Invaders?

Where?

There.

You must leave the castle at once.

Oh, no.

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Someone must save me.

Save me.

Save me.

Save me.

[laughing]

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Hello, Otters.

Hi, Little Bear.

Hi, Little Bear.

Hi, Little Bear.

Hello.

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Save me.

Save me.

I'll save you.

Oh, I'll save you.

Hi.

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Hello.

Ooh.

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

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Well, somebody has to save me.

From what?

The invaders.

Invaders?

Where?

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There.

Oh, get him.

I want to get him.

Hey!

I never get to get him.

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No.

Not me.

I'm the king.

Is he the king?

I'm not sure.

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Bring him closer.

Yeah.

He's the king.

Then where are the invaders?

They'll be here any minute.

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What should we do?

You must dig a moat.

Yes.

A moat.

Dig me a moat.

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Dig it.

Dig it.

Now.

Dig.

Dig it.

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Dig it.

Dig it.

Dig it.

Dig it.

Dig it.

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Dig it.

Dig it.

[screaming]

Stop digging.

[snoring]

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Listen.

The invaders are getting closer.

[snoring]

Bring the invaders to me at once.

Yippee!

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Hey!

The invaders.

[snoring]

Hey!

What?

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Put me down.

No.

We must take you to the queen.

What queen?

Whoa!

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Boom!

What's going on?

You are the invader.

This is no invader.

This is the great wizard.

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I am?

The wizard has cast a spell over the queen.

He has?

You have?

Yes.

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An evil spell.

Oh, no, no.

You are falling into a deep, deep sleep.

You are getting sleepier and sleepier.

[screaming]

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I feel so sleepy here all of a sudden.

[screaming]

Gee.

How long does she have to sleep?

Whatever.

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Forever.

She was a good queen.

She was so fair.

She was so honest.

She was so yellow.

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[laughing]

Shoo!

We must break the spell.

You can't break one of my spells.

Yes, we can.

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If she is kissed by a prince charming.

There is no prince charming.

Me?

I can be prince charming.

I'm the one and only prince charming.

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No.

It won't work.

This spell can only be broken by the kiss of a king.

Well, I'm a king.

What?

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Fui.

The king kissed the queen.

The king kissed the queen.

Kisser, kisser.

I will kiss the queen.

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[giggling]

Kisser, kisser, kisser.

[giggling]

[giggling]

[giggling]

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[giggling]

She's awake!

Hurray!

She's awake!

The queen is awake!

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What's wrong?

My foot's still asleep.

Will you kiss my foot away, King Little Bear?

[giggling]

I'm not King Little Bear anymore, Your Majesty.

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You're not?

Who are you then?

I'm the invader.

[giggling]

I'm an invader too.

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Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

[giggling]

Hey, wait for me.

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[giggling]

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16:27

Is everything all right, Little Bear?

[giggling]

Everything's fine.

[giggling]

[giggling]

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[giggling]

Good.

[giggling]

Happy Anniversary, Mother Bear.

Oh, you remembered.

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Mm-hmm.

What's an anniversary?

You know what an anniversary is.

I know, but tell me again.

It's the day Father Bear and I got married.

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We celebrate our anniversary every year.

Like a birthday.

Yes, like a birthday.

Then we should have a party.

Oh, we can't because this year Father Bear's away on a fishing trip.

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Oh, yes, we can.

Oh.

Follow me.

Where are we going?

You'll see.

17:42

[giggling]

Mother Bear, you need to get dressed up for your anniversary.

You're right.

[giggling]

How about this one?

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Uh-uh.

[giggling]

This?

Mm-mm.

[giggling]

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This dress.

My wedding gown?

Mm-hmm.

What a wonderful idea.

A very good idea.

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Now we can have an anniversary party.

You look beautiful, Mother Bear.

And you, my little bear, look very handsome.

[giggling]

Thank you, Mother Bear.

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Oops.

[giggling]

I can't see.

[giggling]

Oh, where, oh, where can my Mother Bear be?

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Over here.

Am I close?

You're getting warm.

Warmer.

Found you.

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Hello.

Hello.

How do we begin our anniversary party?

Hm.

First, we need candles.

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Of course.

Candles are lovely.

Very pretty.

Next, we need music.

Our anniversary song.

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How did you know?

Shall we dance?

[giggling]

Yes.

[giggling]

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Follow me.

Step forward and back.

Forward and back.

Oops.

[giggling]

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That's all right.

Now your other foot.

Like this?

Good.

Again now.

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One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.

[giggling]

[giggling]

Now you follow me, Mother Bear.

Why, certainly.

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One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.

You are a very good dance partner, Little Bear.

Thank you.

[humming]

Now it's time to blow out the candles and make a wish.

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Good idea.

All three candles?

Yes, but you have to make your wish first.

Did you make your wish?

Yes, I did.

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Surprise!

Oh, my!

Happy anniversary.

[laughing]

Happy anniversary.

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Dear me, I thought you were still fishing.

That's the way we planned it.

Right, Little Bear?

Right, Father Bear.

Are you surprised?

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I am.

I love surprises.

[sighing]

So do I.

Oh no, I almost forgot.

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You have to close your eyes.

You can open them now.

Happy anniversary.

Oh, my.

Did you build this yourself?

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Mm-hmm.

It's a beautiful picture frame.

Thank you.

Yes, thank you, Little Bear.

Shall we?

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