S04E05
Full Episode Transcript
This is going to be my first sleepover ever.
We're going to have lots of fun playing games
and telling scary stories and staying up all night long.
Nope.
Aww.
They're here.
They're here.
Hello, little bear.
Hello, duck.
Duck?
Hello, owl.
Duck?
What are you doing?
Shh.
I'm here for the sleepover.
But we're not going to sleep yet.
We're not?
No.
First, we have to play games and tell scary stories.
Oh.
OK.
What kind of games?
You have to stick the mustache on father bear.
I can't see.
That's the idea.
Oh, OK.
Around and around she goes.
And where duck stops, nobody knows.
No, the other way, duck.
No, the other way.
No, the other way.
Back.
Now, straight ahead.
[LAUGHS]
What's so funny?
Oops.
Now, it's owl's turn.
Well, I'm not very good at--
Come on.
It's fun.
I've never played this.
Around and around he goes.
Where owl stops, nobody knows.
Whoa.
You can do it owl.
Oops.
[LAUGHING]
Sorry.
It's all right owl.
No peeking.
Yay!
Owl wins.
Owl wins.
I did it.
Well, you all look ready for bed.
Not yet.
We didn't tell scary stories.
All right, one scary story, and then everyone goes to bed.
One scary story.
OK.
Once.
Not too scary.
Once.
But it has to be scary enough.
Um, one scary story.
Not too scary, but just scary enough.
Once.
And funny.
It should be funny.
But not too scary.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks,
and she was lost in the forest.
Was she scared?
Not too scared.
Oh, that's good.
Suddenly, Goldilocks saw a house in the distance.
Was it a scary house?
Just scary enough.
And Goldilocks, who was scared but not too scared,
decided that she would go to this house, which was just
scary enough, and see if someone could help her find her way
home.
Is this the funny part?
Hello?
Anyone home?
Just us.
No.
There's no one here.
Oh, right.
Well, I'll just sit here in this chair then and wait for someone
to come home.
This chair is too hard.
This chair is too soft.
This chair is just right.
Uh-oh.
What happened?
Goldilocks broke the chair.
So she went to the kitchen.
In the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge.
She tasted the first one.
This porridge is too hot.
Oh.
This porridge is too cold.
This porridge is just right.
Then Goldilocks decided she needed to take an app.
So she tried out the first bed.
But it was too hard.
She tried the second bed, but it was too soft.
And then she tried out the third bed.
[gasping]
Oh.
[gasping]
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And it was just right.
[gasping]
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Look out below!
Whoa!
[gasping]
Wait for me! [gasping]
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Excuse me.
[gasping]
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I can't look at another bite.
[gasping]
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There.
The finest castle in all the land.
[gasping]
[gasping]
Here comes King Little Bear.
[gasping]
Oh, hell.
The King of the Castle.
[gasping]
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Mmm.
This is nice.
Yes.
It is my castle.
Oh.
[gasping]
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Mmm.
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Oh, hell.
The Queen of the Castle.
What queen?
Me.
I'm Queen Duck.
Oh, okay.
[gasping]
Make way for the King of the Queen.
Let's see.
Careful, Duck.
That's Queen Duck.
Oh, dear.
My castle is falling apart.
Yes.
It must be fixed at once.
Yes.
At once.
Fix it, King Little Bear.
Me?
Well, you are the King.
[gasping]
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Mmm.
Interesting.
[gasping]
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Your Majesty.
The repairs must wait.
I fear we have...
Invaders.
Invaders?
Where?
There.
You must leave the castle at once.
Oh, no.
Someone must save me.
Save me.
Save me.
Save me.
[laughing]
Hello, Otters.
Hi, Little Bear.
Hi, Little Bear.
Hi, Little Bear.
Hello.
Save me.
Save me.
I'll save you.
Oh, I'll save you.
Hi.
Hello.
Ooh.
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping]
Well, somebody has to save me.
From what?
The invaders.
Invaders?
Where?
There.
Oh, get him.
I want to get him.
Hey!
I never get to get him.
No.
Not me.
I'm the king.
Is he the king?
I'm not sure.
Bring him closer.
Yeah.
He's the king.
Then where are the invaders?
They'll be here any minute.
What should we do?
You must dig a moat.
Yes.
A moat.
Dig me a moat.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Now.
Dig.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Dig it.
Dig it.
[screaming]
Stop digging.
[snoring]
Listen.
The invaders are getting closer.
[snoring]
Bring the invaders to me at once.
Yippee!
Hey!
The invaders.
[snoring]
Hey!
What?
Put me down.
No.
We must take you to the queen.
What queen?
Whoa!
Boom!
What's going on?
You are the invader.
This is no invader.
This is the great wizard.
I am?
The wizard has cast a spell over the queen.
He has?
You have?
Yes.
An evil spell.
Oh, no, no.
You are falling into a deep, deep sleep.
You are getting sleepier and sleepier.
[screaming]
I feel so sleepy here all of a sudden.
[screaming]
Gee.
How long does she have to sleep?
Whatever.
Forever.
She was a good queen.
She was so fair.
She was so honest.
She was so yellow.
[laughing]
Shoo!
We must break the spell.
You can't break one of my spells.
Yes, we can.
If she is kissed by a prince charming.
There is no prince charming.
Me?
I can be prince charming.
I'm the one and only prince charming.
No.
It won't work.
This spell can only be broken by the kiss of a king.
Well, I'm a king.
What?
Fui.
The king kissed the queen.
The king kissed the queen.
Kisser, kisser.
I will kiss the queen.
[giggling]
Kisser, kisser, kisser.
[giggling]
[giggling]
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[giggling]
She's awake!
Hurray!
She's awake!
The queen is awake!
What's wrong?
My foot's still asleep.
Will you kiss my foot away, King Little Bear?
[giggling]
I'm not King Little Bear anymore, Your Majesty.
You're not?
Who are you then?
I'm the invader.
[giggling]
I'm an invader too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
[giggling]
Hey, wait for me.
[giggling]
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Is everything all right, Little Bear?
[giggling]
Everything's fine.
[giggling]
[giggling]
[giggling]
Good.
[giggling]
Happy Anniversary, Mother Bear.
Oh, you remembered.
Mm-hmm.
What's an anniversary?
You know what an anniversary is.
I know, but tell me again.
It's the day Father Bear and I got married.
We celebrate our anniversary every year.
Like a birthday.
Yes, like a birthday.
Then we should have a party.
Oh, we can't because this year Father Bear's away on a fishing trip.
Oh, yes, we can.
Oh.
Follow me.
Where are we going?
You'll see.
[giggling]
Mother Bear, you need to get dressed up for your anniversary.
You're right.
[giggling]
How about this one?
Uh-uh.
[giggling]
This?
Mm-mm.
[giggling]
This dress.
My wedding gown?
Mm-hmm.
What a wonderful idea.
A very good idea.
Now we can have an anniversary party.
You look beautiful, Mother Bear.
And you, my little bear, look very handsome.
[giggling]
Thank you, Mother Bear.
Oops.
[giggling]
I can't see.
[giggling]
Oh, where, oh, where can my Mother Bear be?
Over here.
Am I close?
You're getting warm.
Warmer.
Found you.
Hello.
Hello.
How do we begin our anniversary party?
Hm.
First, we need candles.
Of course.
Candles are lovely.
Very pretty.
Next, we need music.
Our anniversary song.
How did you know?
Shall we dance?
[giggling]
Yes.
[giggling]
Follow me.
Step forward and back.
Forward and back.
Oops.
[giggling]
That's all right.
Now your other foot.
Like this?
Good.
Again now.
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
[giggling]
[giggling]
Now you follow me, Mother Bear.
Why, certainly.
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
You are a very good dance partner, Little Bear.
Thank you.
[humming]
Now it's time to blow out the candles and make a wish.
Good idea.
All three candles?
Yes, but you have to make your wish first.
Did you make your wish?
Yes, I did.
Surprise!
Oh, my!
Happy anniversary.
[laughing]
Happy anniversary.
Dear me, I thought you were still fishing.
That's the way we planned it.
Right, Little Bear?
Right, Father Bear.
Are you surprised?
I am.
I love surprises.
[sighing]
So do I.
Oh no, I almost forgot.
You have to close your eyes.
You can open them now.
Happy anniversary.
Oh, my.
Did you build this yourself?
Mm-hmm.
It's a beautiful picture frame.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you, Little Bear.
Shall we?