Season 4  ·  Episode 2  ·  S04E02

Little Bear and the Sea Monster · Hat Parade · Finding Fisherman Bear

427 lines of dialogue, transcribed in order.

1:13

It sure is hot.

It's not so hot in the water.

I wish I were a duck.

Duck.

That way I could stay in the pond all day long.

1:32

Duck?

Duck.

How about, I'll be you for a day.

Okay.

But if you're me, then who am I?

1:56

I'll be you and you be me.

You're duck.

And I'm a little bear?

Mm-hmm.

Interesting.

2:13

Duck?

Duck?

Duck?

I'm not duck.

You're duck.

2:21

But where are you going?

My name is Little Bear and I'm going home.

Quack.

What Quack?

What Quack?

2:37

Quack.

Quack.

What Quack?

Whoa.

Quack Quack.

2:45

I'm home.

It's Little Bear.

Mother Bear.

Where are you?

Oh, dear.

2:58

Mother Bear is not here.

Hm.

Carrots and potatoes.

Peas and tomatoes.

Mother Bear must be making soup.

3:12

It's birthday soup.

But whose birthday is it?

I know.

It's my birthday.

I'm Little Bear and today is my birthday

3:27

and soon my friends will come with lots of presents.

I love presents.

Quack Quack.

Quack.

Mmm.

3:50

Peep, peep, peep.

Peep, peep.

What are you doing?

I'm duck.

Quack, quack.

4:01

Quack.

Quack, quack, quack.

Quack.

Hm.

Oh.

4:21

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, hello, duck.

Where's Little Bear?

I'm right here.

4:30

You're not Little Bear.

Yes, I am.

Oh, what are you doing?

It's my birthday and I'm making birthday soup.

Did you bring me a present?

4:41

Well.

Hello.

Hello, Cat.

Little Bear's making birthday soup.

Mm.

4:48

Where is Little Bear?

I'm Little Bear and today is my birthday.

Did you bring me a present?

No.

Then you don't get any birthday soup.

5:04

Mm.

Hello, everyone.

Where's Little Bear?

Here I am, Mother Bear.

Oh.

5:12

And today is Little Bear's birthday.

Oh, I see.

Well, happy birthday, Little Bear.

Why doesn't everyone sit down

and I'll go make a birthday surprise?

5:28

OK.

Hen, you sit here.

I want to be Cat.

I'll be you and you be me.

A book?

5:41

A book?

A book?

I wonder what Duck eats when she's hungry.

Hi.

What?

6:03

What, what?

Hi, hi, hi.

Sorry.

Maybe I'll go to Little Bear's house.

Mmm.

6:26

What did you do today, Hen?

I cleaned the house and made myself beautiful.

What did you do, Cat?

I gave myself a long bath and napped the rest of the day.

Meow.

6:42

All right, Little Bear.

Shut your eyes and say one, two, three.

One, two, three.

Oh, Mother Bear, thank you.

Now blow out your candle.

6:57

Wait.

Hello, Duck.

It's my birthday.

Did you bring me a present?

No.

7:05

Do you want to wear a party hat?

Go on, Little Bear.

Blow out your candle.

Whoo!

Happy Birthday, Little Bear.

7:20

Please pass the cookies, Hen.

I'm Cat.

He's Hen.

Buck.

Mm.

7:27

You know, it's not really my birthday.

I know.

But if I only get to be you for one day,

then I want to be you on your birthday.

Yummy.

7:42

Meow.

What?

What?

Now can I be Little Bear again?

Okay, but if you're Little Bear,

7:51

then who am I?

I'll be me and you'll be you.

You're the Little Bear and I'm Duck.

And I'm Cat.

Meow.

8:04

And I'm Hen.

And you are my Mother Bear.

Can I have another cookie?

Yes.

And then you'll have your nap.

8:16

For you are my Little Bear.

And I know it.

I'm glad I'm not Little Bear.

I don't like naps.

Mm.

8:39

Hello.

Hello.

I love fish too.

I've got one.

She sells seashells by the seashores.

9:14

She sells seashells by the seashores.

That was good?

Now for Hen.

Hm.

Let me see.

9:27

Oh, I know.

♪ You little Bear, hey hoo ♪

♪ You little Bear, hey hoo ♪

Wow.

What was that?

9:44

A yodel.

Can I try?

Yes, Hen.

Will you teach us?

With pleasure, Little Bear.

9:53

Each of you repeat after me.

Hit him.

♪ You little Bear, hey hoo ♪

♪ You little Bear, hey hoo ♪

All right now, duck.

10:19

I did it!

Very good.

Ow?

Splendid.

Wow, owl.

10:56

- You're a good E-O-D-I-H-E-R.

- Thank you.

- All right, little bear.

♪ E-O-D-O-D-I-H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E

- E-O-D-I-H-E-R. - [coughs] Your voice sounds scratchy. Try it again. This time louder and clearer.

11:23

- E-O-D-I-O-D-I-H-E-R. - [clears throat]

- E-O-D-I-O-D-I-H-E-R. - [coughs]

- What's wrong with your voice, little bear?

- My throat hurts.

- Hmm.

11:40

- Little bear, you've got a frog in your throat.

- A frog?

- Oh, dear.

- Can I see it?

- Sure, I guess.

11:52

- Oh!

[coughs]

- Ouch!

- You should go home, little bear.

Mother bear will know how to take care of it.

12:03

- Well, I guess you're right.

- What should be E-O-D-I-E next?

- Let's yodel goodbye to Little Bear.

- Yes, and let's all do it together.

- Ready?

12:18

- Goodbye, Little Bear!

- Goodbye, Little Bear!

- Goodbye!

[coughs]

- Hi, Little Bear.

12:37

- Hello, mitzi.

- Why do you sound so funny?

- How else does I have a frog in my throat?

- Do you think you can see it?

- I'll try.

12:50

- Oh, open wide.

- A wider little bear?

- Can you see anything?

- No, your tongue's in the way.

- Where is he?

13:04

[coughs]

- Ouch!

- What happened?

- The frog bit me.

- Oh, sorry.

13:14

I better be getting home.

- Good idea.

- Rabbit.

[coughs]

- Rabbit.

13:32

- Oh, no.

- Rabbit.

- [gasping]

- Oh, frog, it's you.

- What is wrong, Little Bear?

13:46

- I have a frog in my throat.

- Pardon me?

- Can you see him?

- See who?

- The frog.

13:56

- It is just a saying, Little Bear.

Actually, you are losing your voice, but do not worry.

It is just a temporary state of being.

Go home, Little Bear.

[clearing throat]

14:20

[humming]

[birds chirping]

- Hello, Little Bear.

- Uh...

- What's the matter?

14:38

- I have a frog in my throat.

And it hurts.

- My poor little Bear.

I know just the cure.

- Here we go.

14:51

A nice cup of hot lemonade with honey.

[humming]

- I think I found my voice again.

- Good.

- I'm glad it wasn't really a frog.

15:05

- Me too.

[laughing]

- Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

- Ah!

15:12

- Hello, Mother Bear.

15:16

- Mm.

Mother Bear, we all have frogs and arse rocks.

- Mm.

- I know just the thing.

- More hot lemonade with honey.

15:38

- Thank you, Mother Bear.

- Thank you, Mother Bear.

Thank you, Mother Bear.

- [laughing]

You're welcome.

15:49

[snoring]

- Whoa!

- Oh!

- Huh?

- Huh?

16:17

- [laughing]

- Oh!

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Whoa!

16:30

- Hello, Duck.

- Hello, Little Bear.

- What are you doing?

- Jumping over puddles.

- Oh, I like splashing in puddles.

16:40

[laughing]

- This is a nice puddle, Duck.

- It's my favorite.

- It's nice and round.

- And not too deep.

16:53

- And the water's so clear.

- I can even see myself.

- This is my perfect puddle.

- Yes.

Perfect to jump over.

17:04

- Oh.

Wait!

What if you hurt my puddle?

- Don't worry, Duck.

I won't hurt your puddle.

17:18

- Huh?

- [screaming]

- Whoa!

- Oops.

- You hurt my puddle?

17:27

- I'm sorry, Duck.

[growling]

- That was my perfect puddle.

- Come on.

We'll find another one.

17:42

- Look, Duck, here's a puddle.

- Well, it is nice and round.

- Ugh.

- And I can jump over it.

[screaming]

17:58

- Hmm.

- It's too small.

[laughing]

- Yes, I see.

Okay, let's keep looking.

18:12

- Whoa.

What do you think, Duck?

- What, what?

- It's not deep enough.

- Oh.

18:31

- How about this one?

- Too muddy.

[sighing]

- Black, black!

- Maybe we should follow those frogs.

18:54

Frogs always know where the good puddles are.

- Ribbit.

- Hello, little bear.

- Hello, frog.

- Hello, Duck.

19:04

- Hello, frog.

- What are you doing?

- We're looking for the perfect puddle.

- Ah, yes.

But can a puddle ever truly be perfect?

19:15

- Well, as long as it's nice and round,

and not too small, and not too muddy,

that would be perfect for me.

- If it is puddles you want,

I will show you the way.

19:38

- We are here.

- Wow!

Look at all the puddles!

- Yes, this is our special place.

Do you like it?

19:55

- It's great.

Let's start jumping.

- Let's start splashing.

- Oh.

[laughing]

20:03

Oh.

[laughing]

- Yay!

[screaming]

- Ribbit.

20:18

- [laughing]

- What?

What?

What?

What?

20:26

- Oh.

- Here is a true test, puddle jumper.

- Wow.

This is the biggest puddle I've ever seen.

- Little bear, you can't jump on a lily pad.

20:51

You'll see.

- Hmm.

You're right, duck.

Interesting.

Look out! Here I come!

21:08

- Huh?

[grunting]

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

[grunting]

21:18

- You did it, little bear!

[grunting]

[laughing]

[grunting]

- I hereby proclaim little bear,

21:45

the great puddle jumper.

[grunting]

[laughing]

- Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

- Uh-oh.

22:12

It's starting to rain.

- That was fun, little bear.

- Thank you.

- I'm sorry, Duck.

We never did find your perfect puddle.

22:26

- Oh, that's okay.

- Look, Duck.

- My perfect puddle!

[screaming]

- [giggling]

22:39

- [giggling]

- [giggling]

- It's perfect again.

- Little bear?

Would you like to try and jump over my puddle?

22:53

- Can I?

- Um, sure.

- Okay, here I come.

- Oh.

[giggling]

23:07

[giggling]

- You did it, little bear.

- You are the best puddle jumper.

- Thank you, Duck.

And you're the best puddle splasher.

23:23

[giggling]

[giggling]

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