Season 3  ·  Episode 1  ·  S03E01

Owl's Dilemma · School for Otters · Spring Cleaning

382 lines of dialogue, transcribed in order.

0:29

Boo!

Some of us are trying to sleep.

Please, little birds.

Sweet little birds.

Sweet little loud birds.

2:13

Stop, surfing.

Owl?

What's wrong?

I haven't been getting a wink of sleep.

Why not?

2:24

New neighbors.

What?

They're cute.

Cute?

I can't get any sleep because of those cute little birds.

2:36

Owl?

I've never seen you so grumpy.

I'm not grumpy.

I'm tired.

I know a place where you can take a nap.

2:47

Is it quiet there?

Well, there's no chirping birds.

Is everything okay in there, Owl?

Isn't it cozy?

Well, it's not home.

3:05

But at least it's quiet.

Now you have a nice rest.

Nice and quiet.

Doc?

What's wrong, Owl?

3:53

All that noise.

What noise?

That noise.

Oh, the frogs.

Well, you sort of get used to them.

4:04

They're so noisy.

But they take care of the bugs.

Well, most of them.

This is hopeless.

I can't sleep here either.

4:29

Is it quiet in there?

Yes, it is, Owl.

No chirping birds?

No.

No croaking frogs?

4:38

No.

Can I sleep here?

Uh, sure.

I guess.

Hello, Owl.

4:47

Hello, Granny.

Hello, Tutu.

What's wrong, Owl?

You look tired.

I've got new neighbors.

5:00

They're so noisy.

I haven't had a wink of sleep in ages.

Well, you've come to the right place.

We were just about to settle down for our afternoon nap.

Oh, good.

5:20

You're in Tutu's spot.

But she'll gladly share it with you.

Well, as long as she's quiet.

Help.

No chirping birds, no croaking frogs, no snoring dogs.

6:29

Thank goodness.

I smell cupcakes.

Help me set the table.

Oh, that smells good.

Uh-oh.

7:47

Owl, I smell cupcakes.

I love your cupcakes, Mother Bear.

Thank you, Owl.

May I have another?

Why, certainly.

8:01

Thank you, Mother Bear.

Welcome, Owl.

Mmm, these are so good.

Owl?

Here, put these on.

8:55

Why do we have to wear glasses?

Because teachers always wear glasses.

How do I look?

Like a teacher, I guess.

How do I look?

9:07

You look like a professor.

Oh, one more thing.

Teachers always have apples.

Thank you, Emily.

Miss, Emily.

9:16

You always call teachers miss.

Okay, miss Emily.

But you don't eat the apples.

They just sit on your desk.

Oh.

9:28

Here's the school bell.

Bring it and see who comes to school.

Nobody's coming.

Try louder.

What's that?

9:55

What?

Here come our students.

Otters.

Good.

Right on time.

10:18

Can otters go to school?

Of course.

Anyone can go.

Hello.

Hello.

10:28

Otters will be perfect.

Otters, otters, otters.

Please finish shaking before you come to school.

School?

I am your teacher.

10:43

Teacher.

Teacher.

What are we going to teach you?

You're not the teacher.

You're Emily.

10:50

Today I am your teacher.

And you may call me Miss Emily.

And I am Professor Bear.

You may call me Professor Bear.

This is your classroom, so please take your seats.

11:03

Okay, sure.

Hey, I wanted that seat.

Well, it's mine now.

Nope.

I've got it.

11:13

Excuse me, but this is my seat.

Otters, otters, otters.

We must have quiet.

Please pay attention.

Attention.

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Attention.

Attention.

Attention.

Attention.

Otters, if you don't listen, you won't learn.

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You do want to learn, don't you?

Oh, yes.

Yes, indeed.

Yes, indeed.

Then.

11:42

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Otters.

Now, today Professor Bear will teach you about the numbers one to four.

11:54

Professor Bear.

Here's how they go.

One.

Two.

Three.

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Four.

These numbers are important.

Can anyone tell me why?

No.

Uh-uh.

12:15

No.

Why, Emily?

Miss, Emily.

You must remember to say miss, Emily, because I am your teacher.

I told you.

12:24

Numbers are to count with.

For example, how many otters are you?

Can you tell me that?

Hmm.

I don't know.

12:33

How many?

You know?

Why don't you count yourselves?

We are a lot of otters.

A lot.

12:45

A lot.

A lot.

That is not the correct answer.

Sit up straight.

Please.

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All of you.

I'll help.

Oh.

There.

Now count yourselves.

13:13

One.

One.

One.

One.

One.

13:18

No, no, no.

You have to count.

We were.

Each of us is one otter.

Yes, Miss Emily.

13:26

Each of us is only one.

That's true.

Yes, but you have to count each other.

Oh.

I'll show you.

13:37

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Four otters.

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We.

I'm one.

I'm two.

I'm three.

I'm four.

13:50

Otters.

Otters.

Otters.

Otters.

School just isn't for otters.

13:58

You're right, Professor Bear.

Four.

Four.

Otters just want to play.

We.

14:10

Otters, you are a bunch of balloon heads.

Balloon heads?

Balloon heads?

But we are very fond of you.

Well, I'm balloon head number one.

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I'm balloon head number two.

I'm balloon head number three.

I'm balloon head number four.

Whoa!

I guess they did learn their numbers after all.

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Good work, Professor Bear.

[Bell rings]

Class dismissed.

What does that mean?

School's over.

14:43

It's time to play.

School over!

[Chanting]

[Chanting]

School's over.

14:50

School's over.

School's over.

School's over.

School's over.

Class, the first lesson today will be in mud sliding.

14:58

Mud sliding for balloon heads?

Oh, yes.

Mud sliding for balloon heads.

Now, two demonstrate.

[Birds chirping]

15:09

One balloon head.

Whoa!

Two!

Whoo-hoo!

Three!

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Four!

Whoa!

Wee!

Wee!

Wee!

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Good slide.

Four balloon head.

Ow!

Ow!

What's happening, Father Bear?

16:50

Spring has sprung, little bear.

What does that mean?

Spring cleaning.

Oh.

It's a beautiful day for fishing.

17:06

It is indeed.

But I'd better help Mother Bear with the spring cleaning.

The fish are jumping.

Jumping?

I saw one jump that was this big.

17:19

That big, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

What is all this?

A lot of junk.

17:28

That's what it is.

Junk.

I wore this when I caught my first big one.

We can't throw this out.

Still not ready to give it up, are you?

17:40

This stuff is kind of smelly.

Which is why we're getting rid of it, aren't we?

I made this lure myself.

I'll bet that big fish will go after it.

I bet he would.

17:54

Enough you two.

We've got work to do.

Can I help?

This rug could use a good beating.

I can do that.

18:05

Come on, Father Bear.

This goes back in the junk box.

But it's a classic.

Classic junk.

That's the way to do it.

18:41

Look, I'm making clouds.

You sure are.

[Gasping]

Achoo!

Achoo!

18:59

That was a very big sneeze, Father Bear.

Almost as big as yours.

Now, where did my little bear go?

I believe this rug could use a good tickling.

I thought you two were beating the rug.

19:41

Father Bear was tickling the rug.

The rug is nice and clean, dear.

Yes, it is.

Thank you.

What can we do next?

19:50

We can clean the windows.

Perfect.

Alright, I'll do the outside.

And I'll do the inside.

[Gasping]

20:10

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

You missed a spot.

20:33

Here's one.

[Gasping]

Here's another.

[Gasping]

Better?

20:42

Uh-huh.

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

Oh!

20:54

Now you've got a bigger spot to clean.

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

21:05

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

21:12

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

You can't get me.

Oh, no.

21:27

My floor!

That's it.

Outside with both of you.

Uh.

The windows are clean.

21:42

Mother Bear's working really hard.

Yes, she is.

What do you think we should do?

I know.

Let's make a picnic.

21:52

Good idea, Little Bear.

Let's surprise Mother Bear.

Oh!

Careful.

The floor is really slippery.

22:12

You get the bread, and I'll get the peanut butter.

Let me take it.

Are you sure you can carry all that?

No problem.

What?

22:34

[Ding]

Oh!

Oh!

22:42

I'm sorry, Mother Bear.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

22:58

What an excellent idea.

I'm starved.

You know what we should clean up next?

No.

These sandwiches.

23:21

Good idea.

You

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